Funny Jokes, Videos, Quotes and Pictures online - Funny.PH http://funny.ph Funny Video, Funny Quotes, Funny Jokes, Anything Funny under the sun! Tue, 24 Apr 2012 06:15:56 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Boy Girl http://funny.ph/funny-quotes/boy-girl/ http://funny.ph/funny-quotes/boy-girl/#comments Mon, 12 Mar 2012 06:38:04 +0000 Twitta http://funny.ph/funny-quotes/boy-girl/ B: musta na buhay mo?
G: ok lang naman. ikaw, musta buhay mo?
B: eto kausap ko.. :)

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]]> http://funny.ph/funny-quotes/boy-girl/feed/ 0 huli ni papa http://funny.ph/funny-quotes/huli-ni-papa/ http://funny.ph/funny-quotes/huli-ni-papa/#comments Fri, 09 Mar 2012 06:38:04 +0000 Twitta http://funny.ph/funny-quotes/huli-ni-papa/ ( isang araw may ka tex si babae )

unknown guy : hi may bf knah bah ?…

girl : oo bkt sinu kah bah hah pano mo nakuha number ko !!!!! …

unknown guy : ahh ganun may bf kah tatay moto yari kasaken pag uwi mo !!!!!

( the nex day )

unknown guy : hai may bf knah bah ? …

girl : wala dina kc uso sakin yan ehh !?>

unknown guy : ahh hon ,, sinaktan moh puso ko kw mis mo nagsabi wala kang bf ….

girl : ayy ,,, sory hon ,,.. i thought kw c papa hehe ..

unknown guy : ahhh lagot ka talaga saken pag uwi ko yari kasen ..papa moto …

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]]> http://funny.ph/funny-quotes/huli-ni-papa/feed/ 0 Si Juan http://funny.ph/funny-quotes/si-juan/ http://funny.ph/funny-quotes/si-juan/#comments Thu, 08 Mar 2012 06:38:04 +0000 Twitta http://funny.ph/funny-quotes/si-juan/ Titser: Verb is an action word. Juan , give me an example.
Juan: ‘went’ ma’am
Titser: very good! use it in a sentence .
Juan: maria go went to town .
Titser: Wrong! Kung gagamit ka ng ‘went’ wala na yung ‘go’
Juan: ma’am! ung ‘go’ po apelyedo yan ni Maria, intindihin mo kasing mabuti,ikaw umupo dito ako magtuturo !
Anak: Nay 22o po ba ang 1st love never die?
Inay: Oo 22o yan yang tatay mo 1st love ko yan tingnan mo hanggang
ngayon buhay pa :

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]]> http://funny.ph/funny-quotes/si-juan/feed/ 0 Funny Filipino Pickup Lines http://funny.ph/funny-quotes/funny-filipino-pickup-lines/ http://funny.ph/funny-quotes/funny-filipino-pickup-lines/#comments Wed, 07 Mar 2012 06:38:04 +0000 Twitta http://funny.ph/funny-quotes/funny-filipino-pickup-lines/ “Bagyo ka ba?
Kasi the moment you left my area of responsibility,
You leave my heart in the state of calamity”

wala ka yo d2
tooth paste kaba?
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HAPPE kasi ako pag nakoCLOSE UP yung UNIQUE mong SMILE

ketchap ka ba?
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bkt?.
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kac hinihintay ka na ng hotdog ko eh

Kung magiging subject ka…

Gusto ko ikaw ang Pinkamahirap…

Para sa ‘yo lang ako babagsak!

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booooommm!!!

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]]> http://funny.ph/funny-quotes/funny-filipino-pickup-lines/feed/ 0 Filipino Angry Birds http://funny.ph/funny-pictures/filipino-angry-birds-2/ http://funny.ph/funny-pictures/filipino-angry-birds-2/#comments Mon, 05 Mar 2012 06:38:04 +0000 Andrew http://funny.ph/funny-pictures/filipino-angry-birds-2/

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o dba mas fun nga saatin

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d sayang ang byahe

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]]> http://funny.ph/funny-pictures/commute-in-philippines/feed/ 0 Mang Inasar Restaurant http://funny.ph/funny-pictures/mang-inasar-restaurant/ http://funny.ph/funny-pictures/mang-inasar-restaurant/#comments Sat, 03 Mar 2012 06:38:04 +0000 Andrea http://funny.ph/funny-pictures/mang-inasar-restaurant/

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Maasar ka sa sarap hahahahahahahha

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]]> http://funny.ph/funny-pictures/mang-inasar-restaurant/feed/ 0 Tang Inasal http://funny.ph/funny-pictures/tang-inasal/ http://funny.ph/funny-pictures/tang-inasal/#comments Fri, 02 Mar 2012 06:38:04 +0000 Andrea http://funny.ph/funny-pictures/tang-inasal/

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Tang Ina…sal! lol

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]]> http://funny.ph/funny-pictures/tang-inasal/feed/ 0 pag binato ka ng bato http://funny.ph/funny-quotes/pag-binato-ka-ng-bato/ http://funny.ph/funny-quotes/pag-binato-ka-ng-bato/#comments Thu, 01 Mar 2012 06:38:04 +0000 Lala http://funny.ph/funny-quotes/pag-binato-ka-ng-bato/ pag binato ka ng bato …
batuhin mu ng bulaklak …
swit diba ?! :)
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syempre isama mo yung paso para tlagang malakas ang impact ..

More Quotes at: http://www.tagalogquotes.net/2011/12/funny-pick-up-lines.html#ixzz1svziIC7T

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]]> http://funny.ph/funny-quotes/pag-binato-ka-ng-bato/feed/ 0 Astig na headline http://funny.ph/funny-pictures/astig-na-headline/ http://funny.ph/funny-pictures/astig-na-headline/#comments Wed, 29 Feb 2012 06:38:04 +0000 Lala http://funny.ph/funny-pictures/astig-na-headline/

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Nalunod daw sa ebak hahaha!

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